Friday, January 06, 2006

Joke of the Day

Chuck Norris
Everything at Zombo
Quagmire - Family Guy
Stewie - Family Guy

Tom Cruise Kills Oprah

Shining Redux

What does a kiss taste like?
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test.
She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked,
"Do you know what it is?" "No , I don't" said the little boy.
Okay, I'II give you a clue.
It's the thing your daddy wants from your mom before he goes to work.
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled,
"Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"

Life is too short not to laugh atleast once - everyday.

1 comment:

down_not_out said...

OMG. I almost spit my coffee out. Hahahahahhahaa! ... and then totally ruined the joke attempting to tell it to a co-worker while I cried and laughed. Hahaha.